Recently, there have been several stories in both the local and national media detailing a lack of adequate services for some veterans. While it be unfair to criticize many of the decent people who do work for the VA, it is clear that there is room for some improvement. I think this would provide some justice to our heroic vets and also provide some entertainment in a reality show format.
The show begins with a thorough accounting for all of the instances in which VA staff blatantly denied medical care or benefits to deserving veterans. We'd narrow this down to the extreme cases, where bureaucratic negligence led to direct harm to come to veterans and their families. Once these VA "contestants" are identified, the show begins and the fun really starts.
The format is quite simply. These lazy and callous slobs are fired and have their bank accounts frozen. All of their assets are then liquidated and all of the money is given to the veterans they refused to help. At the end of the show, they're dropped off in a combat situation in Afghanistan in order to fully "understand" the nature of true military work. The host of this show will likely be Pauly Shore.
How dare you even insinuate the VA isn't doing it's job. I am boycotting the blog for 5 minutes.
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